Has anyone experienced this?
I skated the mid-afternoon public
yesterday. The ice was just crowded enough that you could only sneak in
a complete dance pattern every now and then--which by it's self is not
that unusual. So anyway I retreated to a corner to work on stuff that
one does in the corner (Mohawks, 3-turns, a few back swing rolls,
alternating back chasses down the red line, etc.). After a while I
noticed that I had two kids shadowing me: I'd do a Mohawk and they'd
attempt to do one, I'd do a 3-turn, they'd attempt to mimic it in an
untutored kid kinda way. It was a little humorous but at the same time a
little frustrating because they were right. on. my. heel! Often only
about a blade length or two away. The ice was heavily rutted from the
hockey match that preceded the public and I was a little concerned that
if I caught an edge I'd flatten a kid! I skated away from them to the
opposite end of the rink and set up camp in one of those corners. Quick
as a flash, my two little disciples were right there! I decided to
skate laps doing alternating forward progressives in the hopes that I
could wear 'em out or at least make them bored, but nope, they trailed
along hot on my tail like sea gulls following a fishing boat. My
strategy didn't work--well actually it did--they wore me out! I got off
the ice a half hour early. They were too funny but I hope I never see
'em again!
ugh, annoying. I would have just had to say something.
ReplyDeleteI was a little surprised that they stuck that close for that long. Most of the time kids will watch for a minute or two, give me a nervous smile and then move on. This pair didn't seem to have a birthday party to bond with so they bonded with me. I was glad that their mimicry didn't cost them pain. They were unschooled and at the same time fearless--not the best combo. An unschooled adult watching and then attempting a Mohawk or 3-turn would probably wind up in traction. In retrospect they probably should have picked a better model to mimic--they no doubt "learned" some of my bad habits!
ReplyDeleteWell, that is pretty funny--and pretty irritating! You clearly are much nicer than I am (and didn't give them the evil eye, as I would have been tempted to do). I love the comparison to sea gulls--we'll just have to call them rink gulls!
ReplyDeleteIf they get decent coaching they'll probably be better skaters than I am the next time I see them. Won't that be just special?!
ReplyDeleteThey're probably still talking about the cool dude they shadowed the other day.
ReplyDeleteHopefully in a good way!
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